New High School

"Learning is participatory, involving hope, curiousity, and commitment."

-New High School mission statement

New High School, often abbreivated as NHS, was a high school located in Universe 1. It was created by the Tiger Goddess Dr. Grynn in an attempt to harvest enough adrenochrome and create an army to one day assassinate Zeus.

History
After suffering a humiliating defeat by the hands of Zeus after attempting to dethrone him in the year 1998, Dr. Grynn was exiled from Mount Olympus. Upon landing on earth, she created New High School with the intention of harvesting enough adrenochrome from earthlings and creating an army of sex slaves to seduce Zeus so she may assassinate him. The school has been an 'A' school since the year 2010.

Return to New High School Arc
On July 5th, New High School held its first day back to school. In accordance to custom, the sophomores were giving the freshmen diarrhea swirlies. Suddenly, Jenny appears and mortally wounds all of the sophomores, blaming it all on Anthony Lopez to avoid a fight with Dr. Grynn. She battles the surviving three sophomores in the gender neutral bathroom. The school is inevitably destroyed along with the destruction of America following the Nuclear Cum Winter.

Notable Alumni

 * Chris
 * Joseph
 * Jason
 * Jordan
 * Jenny
 * Anthony Lopez
 * Anthony Suarez

Faculty Members

 * Dr. Grynn (Principal)
 * Mr. T (Instructor)
 * Mr. Holloway (Instructor)